boy howdy do I ever hate everything !
- Me: I'm as interesting as a fake dick yo
- Me: at first you're all like
- Me: HOLY SHIT
- Me: THAT'S A DICK, JUST CHILLIN THERE
- Me: but then you come to the realization that it just... doesn't do anything
- Me: and you're like
- Me: shit.
- Me: this is dumb as hell